Accolades continue to pour in. The ones in red are genuine!
"Kim made everything easy for us. The band was great and the oysters were amazing".*
"We didn't like them very much & I think the trombone player was staring at my wife" .
"Jazz on the Half Shell provided us with the best entertainment imaginable. They knew exactly what to do to please our guests".*
"'Extremely volatile versatile group" .
"They started out mellow and by the end of the night everyone in the place was dancing and singing! "*
"We can't wait to hear them again but unfortunately they're usually playing at private parties". 
"Thoroughly professional, swinging and powerful".*
"At first we thought we couldn't afford them. WE WERE RIGHT!" ..but we hired them anyway".
"The music was great, the raw bar was delightful. The whole experience was like nothing we'd ever thought possible".*
"We bought their new release on 8-track tape. Now we have to find an 8-track player".
"Highly recommended" .*
"How 'bout them Mets?"
"Jazz on the Half Shell let me sit in and sing a couple of tunes with the band".*
"I never thought I'd hear Tommy Dorsey, and James Brown in the same afternoon".*
"Boy, they ate a lot."
*verbatum, honest-to-goodness comments (the others are just for fun).